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Post by Colloff on Apr 10, 2004 16:09:30 GMT -5
Grand Illusion(sean i can translate moron) by styx
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WELCOME TO THE GRAND ILLUSION COME ON IN AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENIN PAY THE PRICE GET UR TICKETS FOR THE SHOW!!!
the stage is set the band starts playing, suddenly your heart is pounding, wishing secretly you were a star.....
Dont be fooled by the radio,TV,or the magazines....
show u photographs of how your life should be compared to someone else's fantasies
so if you think your life is complete confusion cause u never win the game....just remember that it's a grand illusion cause deep inside we're all the SAME SAME same same
so if you think your life is complete confusion cause ur neighbor's got it made.... just remember that it's a grand illusion cause deep inside we're all the same
---the ONLY word i dont know goes here---- there's competition join us in the blind ambition fetch yourself a brand new MOTOR CAR!!!!!
AND SOMEDAY SOON WE'LL START TO PONDER WHAT ON EARTH'S THIS Spell we're under we made the grade and soon we wonder who the hell we are
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 12, 2004 21:45:30 GMT -5
Toy Box
By:ICP
~winding sound~
"Oohh I like... this... toy! Hmm watch it go..."
~gunshots~
"Ay! Ah! Ay! Uh!"
~Rrrrrinnnng... rrrrrinnnng~
~beep beep beep!~
"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead."
I was like 6 I used to get dissed by the chicks.
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks
And rocks and sticks and callin' me names.
And fill my lunchbox with frog brains. Ugh!
When I left school it was much iller.
My daddy was a serial killer, and how about that,
He always made me sit in the back,
With all his dead bodies in my lap. Move!
When I got home, enough of the static,
Hammer and tools and up to the attic.
Never knew any other girls or boys.
Only my toys, toys, toys.
Bang, clang, hammer and twist,
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed.
But I won't be mentally scarred,
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard.
Monday, Ring of the bell.
It's all about show and tell. Might as well
Show all of these bastards just what I got.
Yo, check out my toy box.
"Nothin' feels better than a good hardy-har-har. Right boys and girls?"
We got dead bodies everywhere you look.
All the nerds sittin' up front got cooked.
Others start screamin' and makin' a dash.
So I start handin' out toys fast at last.
You like slinkies? We got slinkies.
Only mine like to wrap around your face then stretch, twist, kazoom,
And whip your body all over the f**kin' room.
So come, one at a time. Open your gift, and what you will find
Is a toy my friend, that you'll never forget.
It's not everyday that you get your skull split.
You like soldiers? We got soldiers, made with rubber and steel.
They're not real. But I wouldn't just toss 'em under yo' bed.
That's how you get a axe to the fo' head.
Oh, and don't let 'em sit around all day.
Come home and find your mom... dead in the hallway.
Cuz they can be nifty, all the toys are shifty (he-he)
In my toy box. (huh?)
"Woooowie, that sure sounds like fun!"
That's not a toy, hey wait a minute.
Don't f**k around, homie, you could lose an eye with it.
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy.
And it's mine motherf**ker, so gimme gimme.
You like toys? You come to the right place.
Try my little toy mutilatin' mental case.
Wind 'em up and let him go among alla ya.
Then bang! Serial slaughterer!
Your turn, reach in and get lucky.
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky. (squeaka squeaka)
And it make a funny sound, then,
Then BANG! Blew the fingers off his f**kin' hand.
Don't stop, class ain't done yet.
I remember you callin' me pointdex', bookworm brainy,
My aggrivation went into these little creations.
Reach in. You might find somethin' wicked.
Wicked scary, chopping pickaderry.
Off with your head, a robot with a sword.
You're always lookin' at me, but what for?
"Wa-wait a minute, I made you, get them not me. Wait a minute, motherf**kers!"
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...(repeat 5x mixed w/)
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off!
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off! (2x)
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this... "Turn it off!"
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 12, 2004 21:47:33 GMT -5
Cemetary Lady
By:ICP
"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead. (tonight, tonight)
Tonight, tonight, off with your head."
"You'll never guess what's up" (7x)
"My muckin' head blew up"
She was lovely, long hair, short, nice figure though
So at the funeral, it made me cry, watch her die
I cannot lie, I couldn't sleep without a wink
I only think about my lady, I want my baby
I need her by my side, to hold me, to squeeze me
I still have pictures, but all they do is tease me
I see my therapist, he only tells me I'm in trouble
I want my baby back, so now I pack a shovel
And while I'm digging, it's awfully dark and kinda funny
Don't dig too fast or to see things could get bloody
I watch my baby, I hit the top of baby's coffin
I thinking, she's better off inside if she died
Yeah, she needs me, I can tell my baby wants me
Cuz every night at 2:15, my baby haunts me
I prey it open, the odor hits me, there she is
I lean down to give her a kiss because I need a...
Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
A girl that passed away back in 1985
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
A girl I chew on cuz my baby is already dead
Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
Cemetery woman, we can still be down
You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
Cemetery woman, we can still be down
You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
"f**k yeah, motherf**ker
I don't want no stuck up
Little sassy rassy bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
I want me a cold stanky bitch
So bring it on, dead momma"
She's as lovely as always, my baby hasn't changed
Except for the hole that's in her forehead, you can see her brains
Nevertheless, our love is still forever true
Her eyes have withered, her skin has now a tint of blue
My baby's dusty and dirty, and wrinkled clothes
And now I notice, the maggots chewed off all her toes
The earth has been rather cruel to my darling sugar
Is that a bug upon her face? oh, it's just a booger
I lean her head back to kiss her cracking lips
And then her neck crack, also does her hips
I must be gentle, my baby girl's a little rusty
A little dusty, but most of all, a little musty
I notice that, when we lay together on the lawn
We lay till dawn, I notice her left eye is gone
We said goodbye and everything turned out alright
I'll see you again tomorrow night, because I need a...
Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
A girl that passed away back in 1985
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
A girl I chew on cuz my baby is already dead
Check it out, bitch!
You aren't getting stank, skank
Get your asses shoveling
Then you'll want a lil somthin somthin
Them cramey graveyard bitches
They DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!!!
Girl that make me happy, a girl that make me cry
A girl that passed away back in 1985
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
A girl I chew on cuz my baby is already dead
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 12, 2004 21:48:52 GMT -5
Boogie Woogie Wu
By:ICP
The beast lives
out of the raging storm
in the dead of night
The ravenous
blood-sick creature
searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness
it lurches
Driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter
will cause it to return to the darkness
from which it came
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
Boys and girls, it's nighty-night time
Happy J the clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep Your Light On As Long As You Can
cuz when it cuts off
so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
with a shank, splahh, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy
uuuhhhh, GOT 'EM!
It's the one and only Boogie Man
he creeps
he hides
he sneaks
he slides
if your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
you're running on stubs mutha f**ka!!!
Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
things go bump in the night
me creeping
OUCH! f**k, I stubbed my toe!
If you just quit leaving your poo all over the f**king floor
f**k it, you're dead anyway
and I'm gonna leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning
when your daddy walks out
aahhhh, his foot's in your mouth
thanks to the Boogie Man!
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Make way for the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Does the Boogie Man really exist?
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch?
YES, you fall asleep and wake up dead
with a broken broom sticking out your forehead
I sing lullabies until you dose off
tie you down
and chew your f**king toes off
and then spit 'em out back in your face
spppewwaaa. f**k, wash your feet bitch!
The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you
slumber parties
sleep overs
intimate nights
whatever the ocassion by the midnight hour.
He will gladly come and f**k that poo up.
I don't beat women
f**k that
I'm above it
but I'll cut her f**king neck and think nothing of it
"You Didn't Know The Boogie Man Was A Clown
But When You See The Juggla
You Holding Your jugular."
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
you holding your neck together
but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
they pull the axe out your face and say,
Was It The Boogie Man?
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(What was he wearing?)
(Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Make way for the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Please don't let me fall asleep
cuz the Boogie Man will creep
through my window
in my room
stab me with a broken broom
Please don't let me fall asleep
cuz the Boogie Man will creep
through my window
in my room
staaaahhhh......"BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!"
It's the incredible
undeadable Boogie Man
go ahead
pull the covers over your head
hide under them
he don't give a f**k!
It'll just make it that much more easier
for him to suffocate your face!
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
..What? You think I'ma tell you?
"Mom, Can You Leave The Door Open A Bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in you f**king idiot
Now I stretch your neck out
and play it like a banjo
boom, daka, bowg, daka, wow
like that poo, yo?
Then I strech it out more
and fling your head through the wall
it's the Boogie Man y'all!
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Make way for the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 12, 2004 21:50:12 GMT -5
Time for me to be an ass with this song.
Cleanin Out My Closet
By:FLEMinem | Slim Anus
Intro:
Where's my snare?
I have no snare on my headphones
There you go
Yeah
Yo yo
Verse N1
Have you ever been hated, or discriminated against?
I have, I've been protested and demostrated against
Picket signs for my wickid rhymes, look at the times
Sick as the mind, of the mother f**king kid that's behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans exploding
Tempers flaring from parents just blow em off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one, give em hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning, and taking names in the evening
Leave them with a taste sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now, I betcha prolly sick of me now
Ain't you mama, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now
Chorus x2
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
One More Time
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
Ha!
Verse N2
I got some skeletons in my closet
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73
Before I ever had a multi - platinum selling CD
I was a baby maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father must've had his panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don't, on second thought I just f**king wished he would die
I look at Hailey, and I couldn't picture leaving her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grin my teeth and I try to make it work
With her atleast for Hailie's sake I maybe made some mistakes
But I'm only human but I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest poo I did was take the bullets outta that gun
Cause I'd of killed em, poo I would've shot Kim and him both
It's my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to the Eminem show
Chorus x2
Verse N3
Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your mama popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitching that someone's always going through her purse when poo's missing
Going through public housing systems, victim of munchhausen syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma?
But guess what, your getting older now and it's cold when your lonely
And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that your phoney
And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral hahaha
See what hurts me the most, is you wont admit you was wrong
Bitch, do your song, keep telling yourself that you was a mum
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish bitch, I hope you f**king burn in hell for this poo!
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be
Chorus x2
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 12, 2004 21:52:17 GMT -5
Time to piss some people off with this song too ^_^.
Hot In Herre
By:Nelly
Hot in here...
So hot in here
Hot in here.... OH!!
((with a lil bit of ah, ah, and a lil bit of ah ah))
I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious
Uh, Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot me steam (ya know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then I'm leavin, keep believin (OH!)
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, Rooftop, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up on that dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (uh, uh)
and can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
[hook x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here
so take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot,
I wanna take my clothes off
Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you ain't ###### the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, ain't hittin the throttle
And i be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway exit 1-0-6 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for a dollar, got out and walked it
I spit the game cuz baby I can't talk it
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, all on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you can't loose
I got secrets can't leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front of the mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like 'girl i think my butt's gettin big' (OH!!)
[hookx2]
(let it all hang out)
mix a little bit of ah ah
with a little bit of ah ah
(let it just fall out)
give a little bit of ah ah
with a little bit of ah ah
(let it all hang out)
with a little bit of ah ah
and a sprinkle of ah ah
(let it just fall out)
i like it when ya ah ah
Girl, baby make it ah ah
Stop pacin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (oh)
unless you goin' do it
Extra, Extra, spread the news
Shaq and Nelly took a trip fromm the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms
[hookx4]
(let it all hang out)
mix a little bit of ah ah
with a little bit of ah ah
(let it just fall out)
give a little bit of ah ah
with a little bit of ah ah
(let it hang all out)
with a little bit of ah ah
and a sprinkle of that ah ah
(let it just fall out)
i like it when ya ah ah
girl, baby make it ah ah, OH
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Post by Faygo on Apr 13, 2004 1:07:21 GMT -5
Deliverance
By: Bubba Sparxxx
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[Chorus]
I've been travelin for some time (echo)
With my fishin pole and my bottle of shine (echo)
On these long dark dusty roads (echo)
Lookin there's nowhere to go
I guess I gotta hide away, far away
Cause I gotta find a way, to find my way
I gotta hide away, far away
Cause I gotta find a way, to find my way
Ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay aaay
[Verse 1: Bubba Sparxxx]
I left off of mama's with my thumb in the wind
The leaves on the ground, winter's comin again
Solid on the surface as I crumble within
But legends are made out of honorable men
So on the brink of death I still manage livin life
Cause so rarely in this world are these chances given twice
I indeed sold my soul, without glancing at the price
No instructions when I was handed this device
But with what I did get, I was more than generous
Put others over self on several instances
But I'm back on my feet without a hint of bitterness
And one way or another I shall have deliverance
So I say
[Chorus]
[Verse 2: Bubba Sparxxx]
Can you recall a time people loved you unconditionally?
Toast in the new south, this one is for history
Then I slipped fell and caused the number's injury
Called the same people and it's yo you just missed them B
This the formula, dammit Bubba you had it
Why'd you have to keep it Polo and New Balance?
Then they start to question whether you a true talent
Or just a redneck substance of used hammock
So then you hide away just to try to find your way
And now they back to callin you 200 times a day
I want all y'all to know, good or bad I'll remember it
And 10 million sold in the name of my deliverance
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Bubba Sparxxx]
Nothing could atone for the pain you've endured
The blood you shed is still stained in your valor
You took your wealth and knowledge and gave it to the poor
Only to discover that your savior's manure
Accepted me as kin, put before your younger brother
They put a lot on us hardly knowin one another
I honestly can say that over time I've come to love you
Now we are brothers and together no one can touch us
It hauls me with regret I never met your baby girl
She's an angel on your shoulder helpin us to save the world
This musical marriage is no coincedence
So my mama to me baby we shall have deliverance
So we say
[Chorus]
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Post by SharinganSasuke on Apr 13, 2004 16:39:59 GMT -5
Eric... you have gone to the dark side... i must kill you now (silenced gunshot and the sound of a body being draged across the floor)...ok now yall... back to the good stuff...
A personal favorite of most who have ever heard cold...
~Stupid girl~
By:Cold
Wanna love ya
wanna bug ya
wanna squeeze ya
stupid girl
wanna touch ya
wanna take ya
wanna shut ya
stupid girl
Chorus~
I cant take this
born to brake this
shes going away
shes going away
wats wrong with my life today
shes going away
shes going away
wats wrong with my life today
stupid girl
stupid girl
Im a loner
im a loser
im a winner
in my mind
im a bad one
im a good one
im a sick one
with a smile
I cant take this
born to brake this
shes going away
shes going away
wats wrong with my life today
shes going away
shes going away
wats wrong with my life today
stupid girl
stupid girl
stupid girl
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Post by Faygo on Apr 14, 2004 18:42:08 GMT -5
Eric... you have gone to the dark side... i must kill you now (silenced gunshot and the sound of a body being draged across the floor)...ok now yall... back to the good stuff...
The song deliverance is about facing
life and trying to live life day by day and
acending to heaven in the end. If you
call music like that, the "Dark Side",
you're the one who needs to be smacked
around. Just read the lyrics, its a deep
good song man.
Amish Paradise
By: Weird Al
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as I walk through the valley
where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,
Ya know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and
Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist
even if he deserved it
An Amish with a tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint,
so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times
as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night
scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get
medieval on your heinie
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 14, 2004 19:50:01 GMT -5
Fight For The Right(To Party)
By: Beastie Boys
You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go You ask you mom, "Please?" - but she still says, "No!" You missed two classes - and no homework But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to party
You pop caught you smoking - and he said, "No way!" That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day Man, living at home is such a drag Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!)
(repeat chorus)
Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!
(repeat chorus twice)
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 16, 2004 15:00:56 GMT -5
f**k The World
By:ICP
[Violent J]
Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.
[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)
[Violent J]
Fuck you fuck me fuck us
Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rumors
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you
[Chorus] X 2
[Violent J]
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!
[Chorus] X 2
[Violent J]
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 16, 2004 15:58:39 GMT -5
The Neden Game
By:ICP
Host: Lets meet contestant number one he`s a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his
charm
will work on Sharon,Sharon? whats your question.
Sharon: Contetsant number 1 i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were to come over to my parents house and
have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick?
Contestant # 1: well lets hmm see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it id probably just show up
naked
like i always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her
loopy ass and tell her get the food
ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips! its dinnertime!
were hearin grace from your
mother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE
GOT SOME BIG TITS! after
that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the
silverware, id dry fuck her till i nut in my
underwear
~~~laughter & applause~~~
HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says
women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, lets hear your question...
SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if
u fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant # 1: first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK YOU!! but if i did, id probably show you
that i care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here id go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant
number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!)?? anyone that looked at you would have to pay, id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all
day id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face i`d sing
love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! we go to tha beach and walk through the sand i throw a
little in your face and say im just
playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have
your last question and see
whos gonna have the rights to your neden.
SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my
attention and what would your pick up
line be who ever's the smoothest wins!!
#1: first, id slide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are id say i like the way you make your titties shake,
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake
#2 FUCK THAT!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a
crowded place, id simply walk up and
stick my nutz in your face
#1: yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her
#2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT,
Person In Crowd: YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER
#1: look, fuck you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack i walked in a barn, and there he
was, standin up on a bucket Hooough
tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama
DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??
~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 16, 2004 19:19:43 GMT -5
So What
By:Metallica
SO FUCKIN WHAT
Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what? So what?
And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what? So what? So what? So what? You boring little cunt!
Who cares?
Who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you?
Well I've fucked a queen
I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old mans cock
So what? So what?
And I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down his throat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?
Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
And who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you?
And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what? So what?
I've had skank
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little cunt?
Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you?
I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what? So what?
I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?
Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
And who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you?
So fucking what!
Yeah!
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Post by Psychotic Kat on Apr 16, 2004 19:21:50 GMT -5
Violence Fetish
By: Disturbed
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?
How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a timebomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up
How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
So get your game face on because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way you're ripping it up
So tell me what am I supposed to be
Another goddamn drone
Tell me what am I supposed to be
Should I leave it on the inside
Should I get ready to play
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Post by SharinganSasuke on Apr 17, 2004 15:43:44 GMT -5
Bringing back the old stuff
~Wish you were here~
By:Incubus
I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket
I lean against the wind
Pretend that I am weightless
And in this moment I am happy...happy
I wish you were here
I lay my head into the sand
The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my lighter
And in this moment I am happy...happy
I wish you were here
The world's a roller coaster and I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care but my hands are busy in the air
Great song...
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